Obama Joke of the Day - December 7

Obama was taking a walk around the White House grounds when he entered the garbage dumpster area where a janitor was dumping crates of food into the dumpster. Obama asked, "Why are you throwing away all this food?" The janitor replied, "We throw everything away that's past its expiration date. No exceptions." Obama peeked at [...]

Daily Kos Readers' Scorched Earth Tax Cut Policy

The comments section shows the minds of those 77% of empathetic "Progressives" that voted in the online poll to let the tax cuts expire for everyone. Examples: 13 months and they'll be out on their asses anyways. Then what's Obama going to give away. You can't negotiate with terrorists! Don't make the deal, and, just [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 3

What's the definition of insanity? Obama switching to teleprompters filled with the same tired speeches and expecting different results. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page Our Original Humor Page [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 2

The world's foremost experts on psychiatry have decided to eliminate narcissistic personality disorder from the 2013 edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. When asked by reporters why they decided not to include the disorder any longer, members of the panel cited the existence of two case studies of extreme narcissism with [...]

Obama Personality Disorder No Longer a Psychiatric Disorder

We know how the US government goes out of its way not to offend Muslims while offending the other 98% of Americans. Was it fear of offending narcissists that made the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders decide to eliminate narcissistic personality disorder from its 2013 edition? Impossible. Now the only two studies of [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 1

After Obama was elbowed in the lip during a basketball game, he went to the doctor to get stitches. While he was there the doctor asked him if he had been experiencing any other pains. Obama said, "Well, sort of. It's mostly in my anal region." Obama kneeled on the table while the doctor put [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 29

How is it that the WikiLeaks founder is able to obtain millions of pieces of classified documents from the US government? Because to Obama, "classified documents" only means his transcripts and birth certificate. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 25

Yesterday President Obama pardoned two turkeys. There's no word yet on what time Rezko and Blagojevich will be arriving for Thanksgiving dinner today. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page [...]

Dennis Miller Listener's Solution to TSA Pat-Down's

Sorry, but it's for men. The caller implored male listeners to take Viagra when you arrive at the airport. That's just crazy enough to work. Brilliant! Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 24

To prove he's more empathetic than any president in history, Obama will show the world how much he cares about animals by pardoning not one but two turkeys today. In keeping with his usual technique of creating platitude-filled productions that wind up having an opposite effect, after the cameras leave, Reverend Wright will arrive to [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 23

When Obama found out that Steve Austin had abused his government healthcare by $5,999,999, he sent Michelle to bring him in for questioning. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page [...]

Here's a Poll from La La Land (Health care good, election bad)

And it's from McClatchy Newspapers, a news outlet that has used headlines like this: "Liberal TV Host Rachel Maddow Works for Civility." On Obama's book: "McClatchy Newspaper subscribers save $5 off the regular $27.95 price" Never you mind that election thing we had three weeks ago. Poll: Majority of Americans want to keep health care [...]

Tell Obama You're Exhausted from Defending Him, Lose Your Job

From STLToday: Woman who told Obama she was ’exhausted’ loses job The woman who told President Barack Obama that she was "exhausted" from defending him and his economic policies and waiting for the change she expected after voting for him has another reason to be put out: She's lost her job. Velma Hart, the chief [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 22

Obama comments as the TSA pats down members of his entourage: Re: TOTUS - "Don't touch my spunk!" Re: Biden - "Don't touch my clunk!" Re: Michelle - "Don't touch my chunk!" Re: Speechwriter - "Don't touch my bunk!" Re: James Carville - "Keep your hands off the podunk!" Re: Himself - "Don't touch my [...]

Mark Steyn on TSA "pat-downs"

A little paraphrasing from his filling in for Rush today. "I got stopped going through the airport with 500 shares of New York Times stock hidden in my underwear." "I looked up at the guy and told him "Hey man, don't touch my junk!"" Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page [...]

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