Major Democrat Announcement Later Today - Any Guesses?

Posted on | September 15, 2010 | No Comments |

Tim Kaine announced there would be a major announcement later today.

From CNN:

Democrats tout "major" announcement Wednesday

Democratic National Committee Chairman Tim Kaine plans to make what's being billed as a major announcement Wednesday about the future of the party, according to a Democratic source with knowledge of the speech.

The source tells CNN that Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country. Kaine's event comes as Democrats face the difficult task of holding onto their majorities in the House and Senate this November.

Any guesses?

Here are some of mine:

1. Hillary will replace Joe Biden as VP.
2. Bush tax cuts will expire only on "the rich".
3. Rahm Emanuel will be administering the Fairness Doctrine from his shower.
4. Tea Party candidates will not be allowed on ballots this November.
5. Illegals will be legal for one day, November 3.
6. Tea will now be taxed at 50 billion percent.
7. SEIU thugs will show up to force Democrats to the polls.
8. All Democrat voters will have the day off on November 3 ONLY if they vote.
9. Harry Reid is stepping down from leadership.
10. Nancy Pelosi will take over House and Senate leadership.
11. A new $200B stimulus will go towards paying voters to vote in November.
12. The government will now pay for the shovels to work shovel-ready jobs.

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