Mad Lib of the Day: Christina Romer, Stimulus Junkie Enabler

Newsdaily offers this Stimulus news today: Obama aides say stimulus saved millions of jobs Other than the usual screed that the stimulus "saved or created" what is now over 3 million jobs with 3.5 million in sight, Christina Romer has added another twist. The analysis from the White House Council of Economic Advisers will say [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Stan Cox: Ban Air Conditioners, Create 60s Utopia

Stan Cox offers this logic today from the Washington Post: In the heat wave, the case against air conditioning Washington didn't grind to a sweaty halt last week under triple-digit temperatures. People didn't even slow down. Instead, the three-day, 100-plus-degree, record-shattering heat wave prompted Washingtonians to crank up their favorite humidity-reducing, electricity-bill-busting, fluorocarbon-filled appliance: the [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Steve Kornacki @ Salon.com

Steve Kornacki offers this logic today from Salon.com: 3 reasons to doubt the Al Gore sex assault story Early on Wednesday, the National Enquirer reported that the the masseuse had provided an account to Portland police of a hotel room encounter with Gore in October '06. Apparently, Portland police were first made aware of her [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Buzzflash Editors

From today's Useful Info Nation LEFT Politics page, we get something original from Buzzflash: Cheney-Bush Still Gushing Toxic History Into Our World Don Williams had no trouble pulling this out of thin air given the fact that the same story has been told more times than you could shake a middle finger at Bush and [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Marc Perkel - Stop Using Oil

From today's Useful Info Nation LEFT Politics page, we get an insight into Marc Perkel's brain: When Is America Going to Get the Message? Stop Using Oil! Perkel's exact mind process: "We live in a nation of morons who just don't get it that running on oil just doesn't work. Everyone expects that somehow President [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Ken Layne - Wonkette Joke

From Wonkette contribution of the May 13, 2010 (use the Archives after May 13) Useful Info Nation LEFT Politics portion of the homepage: Los Angeles Cuts Ties With ‘Nazi’ Arizona, While Americans Support ‘Nazi’ Arizona Layne's words : "Here’s something to make you cry: While big liberal cities keep cutting commerce with Arizona over its [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Sally Kohn

From Huffington Post contribution of the May 5, 2010 (use the Archives after May 5) Useful Info Nation LEFT Politics portion of the homepage: They're Not Illegal Immigrants, They're Heroes Kohn's words : "We need to stop calling undocumented immigrants in the United States "illegal". A more appropriate term is: New American Heroes." Read that [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Michael Bloomberg

From The Ace of Spades contribution of the May 4, 2010 (use the Archives after May 4) Useful Info Nation RIGHT Politics portion of the homepage: Michael Bloomberg: Yeah, I Figure This Bombing Was Attempted By A Teabagger Who Didn't Like the Health Care Bill Bloomberg's words : "If I had to guess 25 cents, [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - James Fallows

From The Atlantic contribution of the April 30, 2010 (use the Archives after April 30) Useful Info Nation LEFT Politics portion of the homepage: Essay Question: Is AZ More Like China -- or Like France? From James Fallows: "I realize that as a web-site topic, the new Arizona immigration law is about running its course [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Mayor Richard Daley

From the Lucianne contribution of the April 28, 2010 (use the Archives after April 28) Useful Info Nation Right Politics portion of the homepage: Mayor Daley Wants Foreign Kangaroo Court to Rule in Chicago From Canada Free Press: "The despicable, mob-infested mayor of Chicago’s newest harebrained scheme in his fight against the U.S. Constitution is [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Henry Louis Gates, Jr

From the Ace of Spades contribution of the April 27, 2010 (use the Archives after April 27) Useful Info Nation Right Politics portion of the homepage: Harvard University Prof. Henry Louis Gates, Jr accused of trying to extort university From modernghana.com: "...I would also learn later, albeit obliquely, from the same Affirmative Action Officer, that [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Keith Olbermann

From the Another Black Conservative contribution of the April 22, 2010 (use the Archives after April 22) Useful Info Nation Right Politics portion of the homepage: Thou Shall Not Mock The Main Moonbat At MSNBC! Although Olbermann deserves to be our Mad Lib of the Day everday, no one would think he'd receive it on [...]

Mad Lib of the Day - Jon Stewart

From the Video Politics section of the Useful Info Nation website: Jon Stewart to Fox: Go F*** Yourselves Stewart has become extremely predictable with his use of the F-word when referring to pundits, hosts, and guests of his favorite news channel, Fox News. His madness has been building for quite some time, but during his [...]

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