Mad Lib of the Day: Steve Kornacki - Why Liz Warren will be White House contender in 2016

Because putting a progressive candidate at the top of the ticket has worked so well in the past. Elizabeth Warren, future White House prospect Green Glennwald, a commenter on the article, had this to say: "She can run for President with Progressive Hero Alan Grayson! They can manage their campaign from the unemployment line." That [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Katrina vanden Heuvel - Progressives to the rescue!

You just can't make this stuff up. Progressives on the march to take over Congress Baltesq had this to say about the article: "Holy self delusion Batman. I suppose stringing together crap is what you get paid for, but wow. As my grandma used to say - "Ya can't paint sh!t."" That says it all. [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Richard "Scarecrow" Cohen - Tea Party Speech Causes Things Like Kent State, Dead Presidents

Richard Cohen, from whom Frank L. Baum got the inspiration for Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, has completely veered off the Yellow Brick Road more than normal today. From the Washington Post: On the right, hateful words are fired like bullets It seems that if Scarecrow had a brain, he'd also have memories of [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Sherrod Brown - Progressives Moved US Forward

Senator Sherrod Brown (OH), has a very liberal voting record that includes NO votes on these bills: 1. Prohibiting minors crossing state lines for abortion 2. Making it a crime to harm a fetus during another crime 3. Banning partial-birth abortion except to save mother’s life 4. Protecting the Pledge of Allegiance 5. Ending preferential [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Bob Shrum (0-8) Says Dems Will Keep House and Senate

Bob Shrum, known for his incredible ability to fail even across the Atlantic Ocean and his propensity for writing concession speeches, is again the Great Prognosticator. Here's his latest divorced from reality column at TheWeek.com: Democrats will hold the House and Senate Obviously, Shrum's been abusing his medical marijuana prescription a little more than usual. [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Justice Stephen Breyer - Shouting Fire & Burning Koran the Same

Today's Mad Lib of the Day is Justice Stephen Breyer, a guy who has written things like this in McDonald vs. City of Chicago: In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self-defense. There has been, and is, no consensus that the right is, [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Robert Creamer Claims US Being Deforested by Republicans

Today's Mad Lib of the Day is Robert Creamer, husband of Jan Schakowsky, who happens to be the second most progressive in the House. Creamer's latest screed is about his trip to Mount Rushmore with Progressive Momma and how when he looked at the Republican faces, he couldn't quite fathom how today's Republicans had strayed [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Slate Hack & Palin-Hater Alexandra Gutierrez

Today's Mad Lib of the Day is Journolist wannabe Alexandra Gutierrez, who, with her deluded hatred of Sarah Palin, wrote a very snarky piece at Slate entitled, Mama Grizzly Man Why the candidate of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party Express is losing in Alaska. Perhaps Ms. Gutierrez should have sanctioned an objective poll of [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Paul Bedard Touts Poll That Says 37% Want More Stimulus, Blind to Other 63%

Today's Mad Lib of the Day is too good to be true. From Washington Whispers, Paul Bedard's blog on US News: Poll: 37 Percent Want More Jobs, Stimulus Spending That will be like saying in 2012 that 32% want Obama to continue being President and it looks good. The recent spike in joblessness has fueled [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Paul Helmke - Anti-Gun Prophet Who Thinks He's a Hero, but Not a Law-abiding Citizen

Today's Mad Lib of the Day is an easy one. Paul Helmke, who is President of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, uses the simulated "I got shot" experience of one person during firearms training as proof that it's hard to be a hero. Oh yeah, and Helmke is a contributor to Huffington Post: [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Al Franken Invoking Pelosi in South Dakota

Today's Mad Lib of the Day was a tough choice between Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin, a representative from South Dakota and Stuart Smalley. The struggling Herseth-Sandlin brought a more liberal Smalley in to campaign for her in a mostly red state. And apparently Smalley has a problem breathing in the political atmosphere of a state that is [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Mother Jones' Nick Baumann - RNC Facebook is Anti-semitic

Even after this news story: McMahon Campaign Hits Grimm For Taking "Jewish Money" where Democrat McMahon's campaign compiled a list of Jewish donors to his Republican challenger and provided it to the Politicker, it seems Nick Baumann, number 9 on the Journolist and Mother Jones journalist, is really interested in looking for the existence of [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Salon's Joan Walsh - Charles Sherrod Oops

Joan Walsh of Salon seems to really want to nail Andrew Breitbart as a racist for picking "the wrong people to symbolize black racism". These two people, of course, are Shirley Sherrod and her husband, Charles, who said this after Obama was elected: "We must stop the white man and his Uncle Toms from stealing [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Ben Adler - Family Values Expert

New Journolist documents obtained by the Daily Caller gives us valuable insight into how liberal reporters joined together to destroy Sarah Palin the moment she was picked by McCain as the VP candidate. Ben Adler, then a reporter for Politico, responding to Bloomberg reporter Ryan Donmoyer's concern that “Her [Palin's] decision to keep the Down’s [...]

Mad Lib of the Day: Spencer Ackerman - Call them racists

The Journolist documents obtained by the Daily Caller shows just how whacked out one Spencer Ackerman really is. Ackerman, a liberal journalist who seems to be serially unemployed, didn't really like the questions George Stephanopoulis asked Barack Obama in April 2008. So instead of just going after George, he decided it was only right to [...]

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