Here's a Poll from La La Land (Health care good, election bad)

And it's from McClatchy Newspapers, a news outlet that has used headlines like this: "Liberal TV Host Rachel Maddow Works for Civility." On Obama's book: "McClatchy Newspaper subscribers save $5 off the regular $27.95 price" Never you mind that election thing we had three weeks ago. Poll: Majority of Americans want to keep health care [...]

Tell Obama You're Exhausted from Defending Him, Lose Your Job

From STLToday: Woman who told Obama she was ’exhausted’ loses job The woman who told President Barack Obama that she was "exhausted" from defending him and his economic policies and waiting for the change she expected after voting for him has another reason to be put out: She's lost her job. Velma Hart, the chief [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 22

Obama comments as the TSA pats down members of his entourage: Re: TOTUS - "Don't touch my spunk!" Re: Biden - "Don't touch my clunk!" Re: Michelle - "Don't touch my chunk!" Re: Speechwriter - "Don't touch my bunk!" Re: James Carville - "Keep your hands off the podunk!" Re: Himself - "Don't touch my [...]

Lawrence O’Donnell Uses Ebonics to Blame Sarah Palin for Destruction of English Language

And only June Cleaver understands him: O'Donnell is just one of many liberals taking Palin to task for her entry of "refudiate" in the New Oxford American Dictionary. Just sayin', blood. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One [...]

Mark Steyn on TSA "pat-downs"

A little paraphrasing from his filling in for Rush today. "I got stopped going through the airport with 500 shares of New York Times stock hidden in my underwear." "I looked up at the guy and told him "Hey man, don't touch my junk!"" Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 18

Obama Visits School for the Gifted Obama recently took a tour of the Obama School for the Gifted where the Dean, Mrs. Chandler, met him at the entrance. Mrs. Chandler began by showing Obama a row of rooms on the left side of the complex. She explained, "These are all private. In each room a [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 17

Five Reasons Obama Doesn't Worry About Identity Theft 5.Conservatives and Independents sure the hell don't want to be him. 4. Are you kidding? "Everybody knows who I am" and besides, "You got me" anyway. 3. Even though he's their Messiah, liberals only need his policies to play God. 2. A birth certificate is a required [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 16

What do George W. Bush's shoes and the presidency have in common? They're both too big for Obama to fill. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page Our Original Humor [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 15

Hasbro's hottest Christmas item for 2010: The Obama Voter Doll Wears an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt with the arrow pointing straight up Liberals can tell it anything and it will repeat it nonstop for four years no matter how many times you prove it was a lie Calls you racist when you watch Fox News [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 12

Mattel's hottest Christmas item for 2010: The Obama Magic Kit Comes in the shape of a pony Has only one trick: How to make more than 60 Democrats disappear from Congress in less than two years Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 11

One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands. At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 10

At a recent metaphor-filled speech in which he was demonstrating the past eight years of the Bush Administration, Obama unveiled the new GM Obamobile, which is capable of driving itself once you load the onboard teleprompter with the proper instructions. The car went about fifty feet when it made a sharp turn and ran completely [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 9

What's the difference between President Bush's book 'Decision Points' and Barack Obama's 'Dreams of My Father'? One was written by a man who walked away a free man after using bombs to terrorize and kill. The other one was written by a true patriot, President Bush. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 5

Did you know they're selling the Barack Obama CD-Changer this Christmas? When you're tired of listening to Disc 1, you can switch to Disc 2, which has the same songs, but each one comes with a brief statement at the beginning about how stupid you were for not understanding the brilliance of the songs on [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - October 29

Why did Obama book over 800 rooms for his upcoming trip to India? He heard Hindus worship multitudes of gods and he thought he could snooker them into believing they were all him. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all [...]

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