Man Breaks Fake Flatulence Guinness Book Record

This smells. From The Wisconsin State Journal: Whoopee! McFarland juggler becomes the king of fake flatulence A McFarland comedian and juggler broke a Guinness world record on Saturday night for faking flatulence. “I was triumphant!” said Josh Casey, who broke the record by sitting on 30 whoopee cushions in 30 seconds. He performed the feat [...]

People Magazine Chooses Obama as Best Dressed in 2011

The jacket will go up on the mantle with his Nobel Peace Prize. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page Our Original Humor Page Offbeat News Sites all on One [...]

Rush Limbaugh on the Dead Birds

They flew so high they hit the debt ceiling. What about the dead fish? They committed suicide because with Republicans taking control of the House they now know the swamp will be drained. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 14

When Bill Clinton arrived for his meeting with the president, Obama greeted him and said, "I really appreciate you doing this for me, Bill. It just feels like the walls are closing in on me. Every night when I get into bed, I just lay there thinking..." Clinton replied, "Stop right there, Barack. I understand [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 10

Obama decided to educate the American people about the tax cut deal by giving speeches all around the US. And to prove that Democrats were not in the midst of a civil war over taxes, he took Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid along. Just as he was beginning his first speech, Obama ducked when a [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 8

Why is Obama fighting behind the scenes to get DADT repealed before Christmas? Because if it doesn't happen, there won't be any fruitcakes at the White House "holiday" party. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 7

Obama was taking a walk around the White House grounds when he entered the garbage dumpster area where a janitor was dumping crates of food into the dumpster. Obama asked, "Why are you throwing away all this food?" The janitor replied, "We throw everything away that's past its expiration date. No exceptions." Obama peeked at [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 3

What's the definition of insanity? Obama switching to teleprompters filled with the same tired speeches and expecting different results. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page Our Original Humor Page [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 2

The world's foremost experts on psychiatry have decided to eliminate narcissistic personality disorder from the 2013 edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. When asked by reporters why they decided not to include the disorder any longer, members of the panel cited the existence of two case studies of extreme narcissism with [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - December 1

After Obama was elbowed in the lip during a basketball game, he went to the doctor to get stitches. While he was there the doctor asked him if he had been experiencing any other pains. Obama said, "Well, sort of. It's mostly in my anal region." Obama kneeled on the table while the doctor put [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 29

How is it that the WikiLeaks founder is able to obtain millions of pieces of classified documents from the US government? Because to Obama, "classified documents" only means his transcripts and birth certificate. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 25

Yesterday President Obama pardoned two turkeys. There's no word yet on what time Rezko and Blagojevich will be arriving for Thanksgiving dinner today. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page [...]

Dennis Miller Listener's Solution to TSA Pat-Down's

Sorry, but it's for men. The caller implored male listeners to take Viagra when you arrive at the airport. That's just crazy enough to work. Brilliant! Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 24

To prove he's more empathetic than any president in history, Obama will show the world how much he cares about animals by pardoning not one but two turkeys today. In keeping with his usual technique of creating platitude-filled productions that wind up having an opposite effect, after the cameras leave, Reverend Wright will arrive to [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - November 23

When Obama found out that Steve Austin had abused his government healthcare by $5,999,999, he sent Michelle to bring him in for questioning. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists all on One Page [...]

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