Five Reasons Obama Passed on My Backyard

1. My Neighborhood Watch program has a built-in Marxist detection system that plays the Soviet Union National Anthem when one comes within one block. 2. My dog only allows his own sh@t in his yard. 3. When he found out I'm not afraid of doing the same job an illegal will do, e.g., pick my [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 30

Obama lightbulb jokes: How many members of the Obama household does it take to screw in a light bulb? Michelle Obama: Light bulbs? Ha! As a black man in America, Barack could get shot going to the hardware store. Do you know how expensive light-bulb changing lessons are? None, you try affording CFLs on a [...]

Astronomy Picture of the Day - Airplane in Front of the Moon

From the Latest News section of the September 29, 2010 Useful Info Nation homepage: Astronomy Picture of the Day Today's cool image is a unique view of our Moon. If you look closely at the Moon, you will see a large airplane in front of it. Well, not always. OK, hardly ever. But if you [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 29

President Obama was stopped by DC police while on his way to Congress to show Speaker Pelosi his Nobel Peace Prize. According to a police spokesperson, when questioned by police as to how he came to possess the prize, President Obama could give "no credible answer". Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our [...]

Irony Alert: Obama Tells Rolling Stone That Fox News Political Perspective Destructive to Country

Or is the irony that he's giving an interview to Rolling Stone, what he considers a "real" news organization, after he himself declared Fox News is "operating basically as a talk-radio format" rather than as a "news outlet."? From Politico via Yahoo!: Obama: Fox has a 'destructive' view “The golden age of an objective press [...]

Top Conservative Blogs All on One Page

Useful Info Nation has all the latest posts from the top Conservative Blogs on the web. In all, there is a huge list of the most popular conservative blogs each with 5-7 of its latest individual posts. Once you click on the post title, you will be taken directly to the blog where that post [...]

Astronomy Picture of the Day - Venus' South Polar Vortex

From the Latest News section of the September 28, 2010 Useful Info Nation homepage: Astronomy Picture of the Day Today's hot image is what's going on at Venus' South Pole. What's happening over the South Pole of Venus? To find out, scientists have been studying images taken by the robotic Venus Express spacecraft when it [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 28

In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President." There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience. Check out these other Useful Info [...]

Busted: Cops Find Pot in Man's New Jeep; He Gets Off Because it's a Chrysler

Maybe things are looking up for Chrysler as it seeks buyers of its brand. Pot smokers and people who drink and drive from all over are flocking to dealerships to trade in their Fords for what many are calling their "get out of jail free card." But it wasn't just the My Fox Detroit story [...]

Astronomy Picture of the Day - Dancing Auroras of Saturn

From the Latest News section of the September 27, 2010 Useful Info Nation homepage: Astronomy Picture of the Day Today's awesome image is of the auroras that surround Saturn. What drives auroras on Saturn? To help find out, scientists have sorted through hundreds of infrared images of Saturn taken by the Cassini spacecraft for other [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 27

Carnac the Magnificent holds up an envelope to his head and divines the answers: “Yes and no, pro and con, for and against.” He opens the envelope and says, “Describe Obama’s position on three major issues.” Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 26

NASA created a computer able to tell the future. Obama is asking the machine: - Is there going to be a World War III? - Yes. - Is there going to be America after the war? - Yes. - Am I still going to be US President after the war? -Yes. - How much will [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 25

President Obama is reading a speech in Copenhagen in support of the Chicago Olympics: - Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh… - Mr President, these are the Olympic Circles, keep reading down. Check out these other Useful Info Nation pages: Our Home Page Top Conservative Blogs all on One Page Top Liberal Blogs all on One Page Top Political Columnists [...]

Astronomy Picture of the Day - Equinox and the Harvest Moon

From the Latest News section of the September 24, 2010 Useful Info Nation homepage: Astronomy Picture of the Day Today's neat image is a Full Moon closest to the autumnal equinox. Did you enjoy the moonlight last night? The Full Moon closest to autumnal equinox and the beginning of Fall is traditionally known as the [...]

Obama Joke of the Day - September 24

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in [...]

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